Monday, October 30, 2006

Spoke to God today.


Me: How many fingers am i holding up
God: Five.
Me: Nope
God:Me either.
Me: How many fingers do you have?
God: Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.
Me: How many's that?
God: Not as many as you might think.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea???

Ok, so it's not me. I can't breath underwater and even if I could I doubt I'd find a pineapple big enough! UNLESS........I'd found a magic tree that grew giant pineapples! But then I'd sell them all and make a crap load of money and live in a great big house on the top of a mountain in New Zealand (but I could still keep a pineapple as a holiday home).

Anyway......do di do doooo......I've started my new course which is mostly fun but also a bit poo. I've got kind of a lot of assignments but I've got quite a while to do them in so I can't really complain (well I can + probably will).

Tomorrow I'm going to be a tour guide for the day! I'm gunna be on a bus running in between the SU and Ffridd Site all day talking to potenetial students about I'm not quite sure what yet! I have a meeting in about an hour so hopefully they'll tell me then!

But for now I shall be mostly tidying my room for mine and Hazel's girly night :D