Tonight I ...

Dropped my nail polish remover on the floor in my bathroom and nearly blinded myself!!

Probably would have died if there really had been a fire in our building when the alarm went off just as we were about to leave! 'Ooh, I just need to brush my teeth first'!!

Went out with only 2 finger nails painted as a result of stupid fire alarm.

Walked across the pub like i'd 'crapped my pants' to put Nikki's coat up as pay back for making her walk all the way back home to get my vasaline (which actually turned out to be in my bag).

Got chatted up by some random old man Dave felt the need to introduce me to. Thank you DAVE!

Sat on some stairs drinking gin and crying because nobody liked my shoes :(

Spat curry all over myself coz i was laughing so hard at McDonalds making their doors smaller so fat people cant get in! (I could see it!).

Tried to watch Nightwatch but I broke my tv and my computer was being poo :(

Had an icing/pillow/beanbag fight with Mike and Nikki while Dave recorded it (Sounds soooo dodgy).

Apparantly I look like a birthday cake.